50 Ways to Give the Finger: #1 – The Classic Finger


Photo 2014-09-16 01.05.09 PMThe Classic Finger.
Every genre and fashion has its “Classic” : the old stand-by that never fails to do the job. This finger is the jeans and T-shirt of middle fingers. It’s the dependable Chevy of rude gestures. Its style is found in its lack of embellishment. Form over function. If you only have one go-to style of finger flip, this one is for you. A classic is never out of style.

What it communicates to  the recipient:  I hate you because you are hate-able. Go away.

When to use it: General use acceptable. At social events, in traffic, in line at the grocery store, with friends and family.

 

Up next: #2: The “I-Don’t-Even-Have-Time-For-This” Finger

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6 thoughts on “50 Ways to Give the Finger: #1 – The Classic Finger

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