50 Ways to Give the Finger: #3 – The Mutually-Acknowledged Finger

IMG_0329The Mutually Acknowledged Finger. I see you, you see me, and we both see this finger.

The MAF is a thing of beauty, but is only to be used sparingly. If you walk or drive around giving people the MAF on the regular, you are essentially begging to be run off the road or arrested. Ideally the recipient will be smaller than you physically. Are you a petite person in a Honda Fit? Put that finger away, my friend. The MAF is not for you.

What it communicates to the recipient: Look at me. I am saying fuck you. To you. We both know what this means. You can’t run from this finger. I am fearless and a little crazy.

When to use it: Use the MAF sparingly, and only when your physical safety is assured. Example: The recipient is being placed in handcuffs and pushed into the back of police vehicle.

Up Next: #4: The Mental Finger

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3 thoughts on “50 Ways to Give the Finger: #3 – The Mutually-Acknowledged Finger

  1. Pingback: 50 Ways to Give the Finger: #2 – The “I-don’t- even-have-time-for-this” Finger | NOTES FROM THE BATHROOM FLOOR

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