50 Ways to Give the Finger: #7 – The Action Finger

The Action Finger There comes a time when the simple administration of a Classic Finger will not provide the specific instructions that you hope to provide to the recipient. When you need to show, not tell.

What it communicates to the recipient: Pay careful attention, asshole. This is the specific speed and method I would like you to use when you go fuck yourself.

When to use it: Sparingly, if ever. The Action Finger walks the line between the ultimate insult and a grossly clinical over-sold gimmick. It should be a quick action – a simple double-thrust will do nicely. Adding further embellishment risks moving you into the category of a gimmick finger, and nobody likes a schmendrick.

NOTE: Women with long nails must avoid the Action Finger altogether. This is not up for debate. Even a single thrust of a manicured fingernail raises all kinds of unpleasant hygiene imaginings, and nobody wants to go down that rabbit hole. Just please abstain.

UP NEXT: #8 – The Showcase Finger

 

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One thought on “50 Ways to Give the Finger: #7 – The Action Finger

  1. Pingback: 50 Ways to Give the Finger: #6 – The Guns-A-Blazin’ Finger | NOTES FROM THE BATHROOM FLOOR

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