Sometimes I sit and brainstorm lists of ideas for subjects to write about, either for this blog or for a sketch-writing class that I’m taking. Here’s a list I put together one night last week, just before falling asleep. I honestly don’t know what many of them mean. I feel like I found someone else’s diary entry, and I’m frankly concerned for the mental health of the writer.
Murder Channel Pitch Meeting
Terrible Idea Warehouse
Culture Wars, Let’s Fight it Out
Penises are Ridiculous.
Escalating Expressions of love
If Fronking You is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right
Dic Pics are the Cure for Strep throat
Speed, in Kindergarten
Project Runway Challenge: Prisoner of Fashion (Ambush and Kidnap people off the street to make them over. You have 2 days to forcibly kidnap a “muse” from the street, then make them over using the clothes on their back.)
Catholic Martyr Mom Versus Jewish Guilt Mom: Final Smackdown
Booze: It’s What Dreams are Made of
Boobs are For Everybody
You Be Ponch, I’ll Be John
Gretchen Pornackle, Publicist to the Unknown